(via mekegay)
vampire: *rips my collar back to bite my neck only to find I’m wearing 12 garlic-clove necklaces*
vampire: how did you know?
me: know what?
(via coniclassics)
(Source: lauren-leilanii-blog, via pramusa)
(Source: judyhopps)
Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there
(via twindrillz)
